Sri lankan menu item in Canibal's restaurant

A cannibal-head hunter was walking through the Sarawak jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal-head hunter. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu: 1) Any Tourist: RM 5.00 2) Broiled Korean Missionary: RM 10.00 3) Fried American Explorer: RM 15.00 4) Grilled and baked Sri Lankan minister: RM 100.00 The cannibal-head hunter called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a big price difference for the Sri Lanka minister's head?' The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning to prepare it.'