A cannibal-head hunter was walking through the Sarawak jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal-head hunter.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu:
1) Any Tourist: RM 5.00
2) Broiled Korean Missionary: RM 10.00
3) Fried American Explorer: RM 15.00
4) Grilled and baked Sri Lankan minister: RM 100.00
The cannibal-head hunter called the waiter over and asked,
'Why such a big price difference for the Sri Lanka minister's head?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one?