Monday, February 1, 2010

Government Job! A brilliant joke I had to share...

A guy applies for a job at a new Sri Lankan Government Department. The interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in any way." "Yes!" the guy says, "a landmine blew my testicles away!"
"O.K. you're hired!" the interviewer announces, working hours are from 8am to 5pm. Make sure you're here by 10am every morning!"
Puzzled the guy says, "You said 8am to 5pm, but why do you want me to come in only at 10am?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says,
"the first two hours we just sit around scratching our balls........no point in you coming in for that....!"

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