Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Copy and Paste: Male Or Female?


FREEZER BAGS: 
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons

TYRES:
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: 
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: 
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people..

EGG TIMERS: 
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom..

HAMMERS: 
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: 
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

4 comments:

santhoshi said...

Ha Ha!

Trust a Male must have written this post ;)

musingsfromtheashes said...

I love this! :)

lady grouch-a-lot said...

Made me sputter up my Marmite :D This is so true that its insanely funny :D

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