FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes
a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive
device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push
the wrong Buttons
TYRES:
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and
retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit
on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old
lines for picking up people..
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the
weight shifts to the bottom..
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly
changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be
male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without
it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps
trying