Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Cut and paste: Traffic Wardens Funeral

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters

"Too fucking late pal, the paperwork's already done"

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